Forget awkward speed dating or another night lost to swiping. Hot Takes, Hot Dates is Austin’s most talked-about singles experience, it's part comedy show, part curated mixer, and the most fun way to meet ambitious, high-quality singles who are ready for something real.

What makes it different? The mix of comedy, connection, and conversation. You’ll laugh, debate, and meet people who are just as bold, interesting, and magnetic as you are.

Expect a night that’s equal parts bold and unforgettable:

• 🎤 Spicy, hilarious debates on modern dating (where comedy collides with connection).

• 💫 A curated crowd of Austin’s most eligible, high-quality singles.

• 🔥 An atmosphere that makes meeting people natural, not awkward.

Hosted at the Pershing Hall in East Austin by Dating Expert Joel Monteleone and Special Guest Comedian Allison Wojtowecz, this isn’t just another night out, it’s legitimately like nothing you've ever been to before.

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Kill or Spill brings you a killer stand-up showcase with a twist you won’t see coming.

Every comic gets their full set, but before they hit the mic, they draw a random truth or dare submitted anonymously by the audience… and they’ve got to follow through without ever revealing what it was.

Will they confess something unhinged? Will they sneak the word “gargoyle” into a breakup story and never explain why? You’ll laugh, you’ll guess, and you’ll leave wondering what the hell just happened.

Kill or Spill is part stand-up showcase, part psychological experiment, and completely unlike anything else in the Austin comedy scene.

Come out to Rozco's Comedy Club, one of Austin's premier comedy clubs located in the heart of downtown on E 7th St! Rozco's features a full craft cocktail bar and one of the most intimate comedic settings Austin has to offer. It’s a vibe.

Come for the stand-up. Stay for the chaos.

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We’re bringing Austin’s Gong Show ON THE ROAD to New Orleans, bay-by!

Come see hilarious comedians crush, and gong off the ones you don’t like!

Going down at the iconic Lucy’s Retired Surfer’s Bar in NOLA - you don’t want to miss this.

Featuring some visitors from Austin AND local NOLA talent!

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Super fun / local FREE SHOW in north Austin!

RSVP HERE & come hang!

Excited to be hosting for Sarah Colonna at Stable Hall in San Antonio!

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Stoked to be hosting for my friend Carter Anderson in San Antonio at The Station!

This club is great & Carter’s shows are always fun.

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Stoked to be on this new show with Jon Fortenbury at Fallout Theater!

Come hang!

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Stoked to be hosting in one of my favorite rooms in Austin!

TICKETS COMING SOON!

Always love doing this show!

Dress to the nines & come hang!

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Come hang with me and my funny friends for an hour after the Super Bowl!

PAY WHAT YOU WANT SHOW COME THRU

Stoked to be hosting this awesome lineup show at my favorite club!

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Litty Titty Tuesdays has been running for 2 YEARS now, AND it’s my birthday (week)!

We’re doing a BEST OF LITTY TITTY SHOWCASE featuring longer sets from some of our best comics to ever appear on the show.

TICKETS ARE STILL ONLY $10 PRESALE!

Including sets from:

• Kam Patterson

• Uncle Lazer

• Tone Bell

• Amy Shanker

• Jon Carden

• Liz Splatt

• Roderick McDaniel

Get your tickets now!

Litty Titty THURSDAY is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Thursday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

IT’S HALLOWEEN EDITION!! WEAR A COSTUME TO THE SHOW! COMICS WILL BE DRESSED UP!

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

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This is one of my favorite shows to host / perform on, and I’m stoked to be back for another Ladies’ Night!

Smoke-friendly venue; standup & great vibes!

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Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Hosting & opening one of the best lineup shows in Austin!

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Hosting & opening one of the best lineup shows in Austin!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

Hosting & opening one of the best lineup shows in Austin!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

Hosting & opening one of the best lineup shows in Austin!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!

The show where audience AND comics dress their best to enjoy a night of wild comedy!

Wear your date night best & come ready to laugh.

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Litty Titty Tuesdays is a standup comedy gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. 

Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing. 

But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set. 

Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more! 

Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.  

GET TICKETS HERE!